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| Judy |
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A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just
>>>>>>>couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they
>>>>>>>made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love.
>>>>>>>After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made
love.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel
>>>>>>>home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just
>>>>>>>wasn't getting enough work done.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
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>>>>>>>"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields
>>>>>>>with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the
>>>>>>>air. That will be Daisy's signal to come out to you. Then you
>>>>>>>won't lose any field time."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one
>>>>>>>day when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I
>>>>>>>fired off a shot like you said and Daisy'd come runnin'. We'd
>>>>>>>find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home
again."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin'
>>>>>>>season
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