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Maids Pay
A bright, young maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked, 'Oh really why do you want a pay increase?'
Maid: 'Well mam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maid: 'No mam, the gardener did.' .........
SHE GOT THE RAISE |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:18 am |
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| Shirley |
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