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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:33 am |
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they
>>> do to make their days interesting.
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>>> Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went
>>> into town and went into a shop. We were only in there
>>> for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop
>>> writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and
>>> said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
>>> a break'. He ignored us and continued writing the
>>> ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and
>>> started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
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>>> So my wife called him a sh*t-head. He finished the
>>> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>>> first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
>>> went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,
>>> the more tickets he wrote.
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>>> Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
>>> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're
>>> retired. It's important at our age. |
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:27 am |
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