Shirley
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Location: Alberta, Canada
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 Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject: FEMALE INTUTION..... |
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Female Intution
One day, three men were trekking through a jungle when
they came across a violent, raging river.
They had no idea how to cross.
So the first man decided to pray:
'Please, God, give me the strength to cross this
river. 'Immediately he grew enormous muscles in his
arms and legs, and he managed to swim across the river
in a couple of hours, nearly drowning twice.
The second man saw this and he prayed
'Please, God, give me the strength AND the tools to
cross this river.'A boat appeared from nowhere, and
he battled across the river in an hour,
nearly capsizing twice.
The third man saw this and prayed
'Please, God, give me the strength, the tools
AND the intelligence to cross this river.'
Immediately he turned into a woman.
She looked at the map,walked upstream a hundred yards,
and crossed over the bridge to the other side............ 
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