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Church Bulletin Bloopers

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical
accomplishment.

The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring
your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come
for a fun time.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who
doesn't care much about you.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled
due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus"

Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
the help they can get.

The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes
of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks
of the entire church. Rolling Eyes Wink

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