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Judy · Moderator

A man walking along a California beach was deep in
prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel I it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Shirley · Graphics Manager

Good one Judy!!!!!! rolmao

rayswife · Family Member

char59 · Global Moderator