Friends 'R' Family

Judy · Moderator

For several years, a married man was having an
>> affair with an Italian
>> >>> woman.
>> >>>
>> >>> One night, she confided in him that she was
>> pregnant. Not wanting to
>> >>> ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid
>> her a large sum of money
>> >>> if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
>> child.
>> >>> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
>> he would also provide
>> >>> child support until the child turned 18. She
>> agreed, but asked how he
>> >>> would know when the baby was born. To keep it
>> discrete, he told her
>> >>> to simply mail him a post card, and write
>> 'Spaghetti' on the back. He
>> >>> would then arrange for the child support
>> payments to begin.
>> >>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
>> his confused wife.
>> >>> 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a
>> very strange post card today.'
>> >>> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll
>> explain it later,' he said.
>> >>> The wife watched as her husband read the card,
>> turned white and
>> >>> fainted.
>> >>> On the card was written:
>> >>> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
>> Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>> >>> Three with meatballs, two without.'
>> >>> 'SEND EXTRA SAUCE'.

char59 · Global Moderator