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The Pregnant Blonde
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:37 am Reply with quote
char59
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up
> to me
> in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she
> was jumping so
> excitedly but I thought, "what the heck?" And I
> starting jumping up and
> down along with her.
>
> She said, "I have some really great news!"
>
> I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
>
>
> She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the
> jumping
> up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew
> she'd been trying
> for a while so I told her, "That's great! I
> couldn't be happier for
> you!"
>
> Then she said, "There's more!"
>
> I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
>
> She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We
> are going
> to have TWINS!"
>
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
> pregnant, I
> asked her how she knew. She said....
>
> (You're going to love this !)
>
> "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and
> they
> actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
> Both tests came out positive!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:33 am Reply with quote
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Good one Char!!!!! rolmao rolmao rolmao

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rolmao rolmao

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