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| Shirley |
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Redneck wedding do's and dont's......
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
It's is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding.
When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.
A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent.
For the groom: A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:03 am |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:12 pm |
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| whansen02 |
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| Shirley wrote: | Redneck wedding do's and dont's......
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
It's is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding.
When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.
A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent.
For the groom: A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion. |
you can never go wrong with redneck jokes. that was good. cheers. Willamina. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:17 pm |
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| Shirley |
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So true, Willamina......... 
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.......
You re-use dental floss to save money.
You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.
Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."
Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
You place a classified asking less than $1.
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
Higher math means counting over 10.
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
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